i don't know how they play this sport in scotland, but here in knox of
ville we never wear kilts to morning hoops. this has never been
mentioned before and as it has been demonstrated needs no mention.
we've never had kilt hoops, and we never will.
gird your shorts and show up tomorrow for a kilt-free hoops experience
(just all the rest). they may take your kilt, but they will never
take your freedom.