pirate dave's birthday is tomorrow. come celebrate his thirty-eighth trip around the big ball o' gas and fire with an exciting game of basketball. it's almost an occasion for cake and ice cream, but i'm sure we won't have any of that there. in fact, in lieu of presents, your presence would be present enough for him, i'm sure. having matched numbers for teams is a gift for which he might shed a tear.
come see pirate dave cry! be a part of it!
note: the "big ball o' gas and fire" is the sun. if you thought i was referring to pirate dave, you were mistaken.