i was walking down the stairs to go home yesterday afternoon, and my knees were hurting. (ok, my thighs, actually.) i thought to myself, "why do they continue to hurt?" then i realized it was because of the basketball i had played that morning. i came to the conclusion that i'm just going to blame all of you who were there who made me run and stuff, especially the other team. i hurt because of you guys. and it just makes sense to blame all of you for this.
i could blame old age, but that's way to abstract and intangible. i prefer faces i can look at and scowl at tomorrow morning. i might even give you an askance glance. be ready for it. tomorrow morning at 5:55a. i'm gonna bring the blame!