Tuesday, May 10, 2011


whether it's orange juice, coca-cola, coffee, or red bull--whatever you do to get your morning boost--that's what you should get and put next to your bed.  when the alarm goes off, grab the container, open it up, and guzzle that powerhouse.  then give a hearty war cry, unless you don't live alone and your wife is light sleeper.  bound out of bed and scoot on over to the gym.  then we'll truly see how well you can play with a jolt of superpowers from a bottle or can.  (hint:  you've seen what mine can do.)