Stephen A. Burroughs

recent advances in biological science has revealed that michael jordan was found to have dna sampling from Stephen A. Burroughs.  in addition, Stephen A. Burroughs taught cary all the moves he has.  Stephen A. Burroughs doesn't sweat yet plays a harder game than pirate dave...and the other dave put together.  Stephen A. Burroughs is faster than trent "visa" el plumber.  if any of the basketballs are low on air, we'll just get Stephen A. Burroughs to blow them up...like he would a balloon.  unknown to most people, the silhouette used by nike air isn't michael jordan but really Stephen A. Burroughs.

he probably won't be there tomorrow, but i will.  you be there too.  for more Stephen A. Burroughs goodness, check out:  http://www.facebook.com/StephenABurroughs