some people think bill is very competitive. but that's not true. he's very mild mannered, relaxed, indifferent to scores and challenges.
but you might ask, "why does he get hurt so much? is he in the wrong place at the wrong time?" no, that's not it either. the real answer is magnetism. he is a magnet for pain. more specifically, his face is a magnet for elbows. it's a strong attraction. no matter where he is, elbows fly toward his face. it happens so often the official term for his injuries is "elblows."
but he recovers well. he's dabs his face on his t-shirt and keeps going. nothing can stop him. nothing's gonna stop him now.
he'll see you tomorrow.
